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So, they finished Heroes, but in a completely unsatisfactory manner. So, I present the next season of Heroes, as it will be presented due ... Read More
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See if you can spot what’s wrong here.
- a turkey sandwich with lettuce and tomato
- 3 apples
- a cup of mayonnaise
- a bottle of water
- ... Read More
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So, I was in the car with Caroline and Sarah P., and we somehow came to discussing lesbians (I think it started with conversation about ... Read More
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Husband: I like sports.
Wife: You never listen to me.
Husband: I am saying something, but in response to the sports I am watching on television, and ... Read More
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An open letter…
Dear girl who was dressed up in a skirt and a blouse on Sunday,
Sunday is ugly day.
There are some basic rules in college ... Read More
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85% of the people you meet in the outside world who claim to be from D.C are lying. Sometimes for simplicity’s sake, and sometimes for ... Read More
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It has become clear to me that professors may legitimately not understand how college works. Thankfully, they have know-it-all undergrads to explain these things. My ... Read More
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The silent farter.
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“That kid.” Who exactly fits into this category is nebulous, but appears in a wide variety of situations. They do have one defining ... Read More
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“Why don’t you mix your peas and your mashed potatoes?”
“Because I’m not flavor-impaired.”
This is pretty much the gist of a conversation I had with a ... Read More
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So, I have allergies, apparently. I knew this already, of course - what with the hives and puffy lip that heralded the beginning of my ... Read More