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For some unbeknownst reason, I eat a lot of hot dogs and polish sausages. When I tell people this, I always get the same predicable ... Read More
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I’ve been officially procrastinating accidentally for over a year now, as the first post here came out on May 3rd, 2006.
Here’s what are, in ... Read More
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In one minute it will be tomorrow; in one minute it will be the future. In one minute, everything–everything–could quite possibly be very different than ... Read More
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Secretly buy CNN.com, replace overnight all news with satire articles, see what networks are reporting them the next morning.
Gain 200 pounds, lose it in a ... Read More
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A phenomenon I’ve been noticing lately is the abundance of reduced fat snacks and deserts. Did you know that you can actually buy low-fat ice ... Read More
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Any time-saving device will only allow you to waste time somewhere else.
Watching TV while driving is only illegal because if it wasn’t, somebody would do ... Read More
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It’s called the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
- George Carlin, Owners of This Country
The American Dream is a bizarre ... Read More
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Both teams lose, and all of America is pissed off for the next week. Preferably, the stadium blows up right before the game starts and ... Read More
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Anybody can be a stunt man…but it takes a special person to be a stunt man more than once.
“What do you do?”
“I’m a stunt ... Read More
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From looking at the stats for this blog, I can tell a lot about the types of people who come across it, mostly shown through ... Read More
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TIME says global warming is destroying us, and Al Gore wants you to believe it. Your icecaps are melting, your ozone’s vaporising, and your winter ... Read More